Dear Mom, it's too strict, isn't it? Ask any of my friends, and they'll say this educational approach is outrageous. Inviting other moms over for tea at home, the moms of my classmates who came over... they were too kind, weren't they? They even let me lick their private parts and, hiding from my mother, secretly taught me about sex... The mom who noticed the indecency, instead of getting furious, her frustration exploded, didn't it? Since you're a man, you ended up dealing with the sexual needs of those long-deprived mothers!
